Yeah...it was a Friends reference. And I never really even liked the show. It's true though. They stink. The little furballs have been stinking up my entryway for too long now.
I've decided to attempt toilet training my cats. I'm not sure how possible it is, but our food store sells the toilet insert for $18, which is the same price as like, a bag and a half of cat litter. If it works, I'll be saving $12 a month, and never have to scoop a disgusting, horrible, toxic waste receptacle of a litter box ever again.
I'm a little worried that they're too old to learn, but I have faith in my cats. They're silly beasties, but definitely smart. I also worry that Salem is too stiff in the hips to manage to hit the toilet. He's always losing his balance and falling in or off of things. The cat box is pretty gross to smell right when you walk in the front door, but I think having to clean kitty wee on the seat may actually be worse. I guess I'm just going to have to try it and hope for the best.
February 16, Saturday.
How to Toilet Train Your Cat
This method seems to be the most logical and reasonable approach...there's just one major problem. I can't be present when my cats do their business. Like most people, they prefer a little privacy while they make with the toilet time. And while I may be able to arrange Salem's paws appropriately so he isn't standing in the toilet rather than on the seat, the chances of doing that with Fuu are slim to none. I can't even walk into the bathroom while she's eating. The instant she sees someone coming she darts out the door and won't come back until she's certain you're gone. Not to mention the fact that I'm only at home and awake about 6 hours out of my day, and this method requires the human to supervise at all times to make sure everything goes smoothly.
I'm all for a difficult challenge, but I also know the difference between a challenge and a futile attempt at the impossible. This isn't going to work.
Maybe I should just invest in an automatic cat box. I'm just not sure that scooping the litter box is bad enough to justify a $100 investment on top of the price of litter. *Disappoint-mints*