My cat is not exactly the healthiest creature. He has allergies of some sort, so that his nose is almost always stuffy, and he sounds kind of wheezy. He also snores pretty loudly as a result.
Lately, he's taken to spending a lot of time in the bathtub. He's always liked it in there, but since my brother's dog can't seem to leave the cats alone, he's been even more infatuated than usual.
This has led to the following scenario:
You go into the bathroom and are quietly minding your business when you suddenly become aware that you are not alone. An ominous sort of sound is emanating from behind the shower curtain. Like there's a monster in there, waiting for the perfect moment to leap out and eat you whole. But then you pull back the curtain to investigate, and find that the monster is actually a very fat cat looking so pleased he actually seems to be smiling, as he sort of wallows around on the fiberglass at the same time.