Monday, May 21, 2012

293. Rice Pooding

Just in case you've ever got a bit of a sweet tooth, maybe a pot of leftover rice from dinner, and you think to yourself, "Yeah! Rice pudding sounds good!" Only you don't have whole milk and heavy cream on hand, because who keeps things like that? But you have this can of sweetened condensed milk in your pantry for some reason...
Yeah.
Maybe don't do that.
Because what happens is a pot of sticky almost-pudding that's more nauseating than delicious. And you both (you and your friend or maybe just you by yourself) end up sitting there, eating the wanna-be pudding and kind of feeling more than a little obligated to pretend you're enjoying it. Until one of you starts feeding it to the dog.
At least it made the dog's day.

2 comments:

Joshua De La Noco said...

Ahhh... I'm trying to figure out how to share this. You're hilarious. May I share?

Super Milk-Chan said...

Aw, thank you! Feel free!